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Derby Name

Foreign Object

Real Name

Kerri Lohner

Birthday

April 14, 1987

League Name

Tragic City Rollers

Position

Blocker, Fresh Meat

Website

http://rollerderbyblog.blogspot.com/

Affiliation

WFTDA

Okay I suck at these for a number of reasons so I'll just spew at random. I sold my ass to Tragic City Rollers and have sense discovered the beauty of rink rashes, goose eggs, and a good pair of knee pads. My derby name was suggested by a ref (I think he's a ref, anyway), said I was a dark one or something.

Here's why it fits (I guess):

I'm left-handed
I'm bipolar (on and off treatment)
I'm an Occultist
I'm apathetic and socially awkward simultaneously.I know, I'm talented.
I'm obsessed with quantum physics.
Welding is my backup job.

Well there ya go. Any questions?

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At 1:12pm on October 29, 2008, Martin Barry said…: Awesome! :O)

At 7:56pm on September 30, 2008, Jenerous Beatings said…: Auburn :)

At 6:05pm on September 30, 2008, Jenerous Beatings said…: my derby wife just moved to alabama! I miss her. I think she's going to help the burn city girls get started. :)