Random facts about Nurse Wretched you never really wanted to know...
I was born in the late afternoon on July 3rd. This ended up working out well for my parents who were cheap and enjoyed fucking with me. Every year on my birthday, they would take me to see fireworks and tell me it was my birthday party. I'd walk around the crowd of people who were there to celebrate our nation's independence a day early waving like a queen greeting my subjects, saying, "thank you for coming to my birthday party!!!" Back then, everyone thought it was cute, now people just think I'm an asshole.
I like roller derby.
Fuck Yeah.
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